1. cliffordthecreator:

    I could listen to this all day.

    Reblogged from: pajama-sam-respect
  2. Reblogged from: teapotfantasies
    • me: Hey, I have a business!
    • Benji: Oh? What's your business?
    • me: It's a poly thing that helps people meet and stuff
    • Benji: that's awesome, how's it going for you?
    • me: It's going great, more and more people keep coming.
  3. no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

    no-social-life-needed:

    My whole life has been a lie

    Reblogged from: tertail
  4. Reblogged from: memoirofamermaid
  5. genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Advanced Gay

    genderoftheday:

    Today’s Gender of the day is: Advanced Gay

    Reblogged from: retroactivebakeries
  6. vaginawoolf:

    javert

    Reblogged from: diavalfucker
  7. teamfreewifi:

    unitedrepublicoffandom:

    whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

    Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad

    …who was probably defintely as high as a kite

    Reblogged from: nerdfighterlike
  8. scenicroutes:

    a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

    image

    okay, well what about the national democratic party?

    image

    what about interning at the united nations?

    image

    wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

    Reblogged from: nohetero
  9. tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

    [via]

    Reblogged from: ursulavernon
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